Little sheep, gathered along a line
Which one of these is best for white wine?
What about this chest of drawers?
Will it be strong enough for all it stores?
Oh and what about the kids?
Do you think they’ll like this?
Mum said she needs a new table runner
But don’t you think this table cloth is an absolute stunner?
Excuse me sir but where are the shelves?
Around the corner we follow like little elves
Never deviating from the path on the floor
No, no, no! We must see the ENTIRE store
Do you know what time it is?
Hang on! We DEFINITELY need this!
That will look nice on its own
Don’t write it down! Take a picture with your phone!
Jenny told me this rug was great on her feet
Yes I know! It’s ridiculously cheap
Real leather? No I don’t think so
It doesn’t really matter though, no one would ever know
How many other colours are available?
Oh honey it’ll look great with the new coffee table!
Don’t you think this was a great idea?
That’ll be $999.95, are you a member of Ikea?